And 'lo, a Blog is born... with a rant

Hello people of the world. My name, if you care, which you most probably don't, is Andrew. Welcome to my miserable world. This is what I take it out on. Not stress relief devices, not people, and not even the cat. Yes, this is where you can come to see what inadequecies befall the life of an averge person.

UCAS. I don't even know what it stands for. All I do know about it is that it determines my future for evermore, and you have to PAY MONEY to use it! I've figured out what it stands for now, "University and College Admissions Service". And all it has caused me is Pain. Yes! With a capital P! You have to write these long winded statements about why you're so great. Does anyone seriously think, that a person, such as myself, who has had to steep so low as to create a blog to remove all stress and strain from my world would be capable of that? No! That's right, No, with a capital N!

And this service, which passes on all my information to the Universities, costs money! Look Mr Government people. You constantly whinge about not having enough professionals in this "glorious" country we call the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, yet you're charging ME to even apply for the bloody university!? I' m gonna come outta there with £8000 debt (national average)! This £15 could be the difference between life, death, or social ruin! Ruin I say!

So UCAS, bane of the life of the average university applicant. The head of UCAS needs his ankle smothered in dog bile. Only the most serious punishment for the arsemunch who is ruining my life. If you ever come across it, stick you head in a block of cheese and pray that it doesn't come running after you with a big stick.

Finally, here is Moggy's Tip of the Day. Moggy is a mysterious cat who appears to me when I'm feeling miffed, and gives advice, wholesome and true. It's (He or she? I don't know) advice today is:
"If the moon suddenly comes crashing towards earth, make sure you have a stockpile of beans. Beans are what control the galaxy, if you take my meaning."

I don't.

Signing off.
Andrew