Fuel

I was driving home today, when on the way, I nearly had an accident. Do you know why? It's because I was gawping at the prices of fuel! (By "nearly had an accident", I mean I went three inches closer to the verge than I was. I know, overdramatisation. Stop whinging.)

Do you want to know what the price of fuel was at that station?

88.9 for Unleaded
92.9 for Diesel

What the bleeding hell! ARSEMUCH!

How the hell am I supposed to get anywhere when all my monies is wasted on fuel? And don't be smart and say "walk" or "cycle" there. I live 12 miles from the nearest town with shops that sell anything interesting or important, and 15 miles from my school.

I don't bloody well care if the environment is collapsing around me to save me 5 hours of walking. I know everyone thinks "OMFG! Gotta save the environment!", but drive everywhere, request plastic bags for a newspaper, and chop down trees because they look like Michael Jackson.

I don't give a damn about supply & demand. There is enough oil to keep prices down, so drill it! It's hardly my fault that Mr Bush decided to steal the oil in Iraq, and in the process, increase prices by 75%. It's so goddamn stupid!

Another thing that annoys me is environmentalists screaming in my ear "You evil bastard! Stop using your car and use something else, like mass transport." Do you know why this pisses me off? Because there is nothing else to use! The nearest bus stop is 3 miles away, and I've already said the distances to the nearest town. Once YOU provide me with alternative measures to get there, like hydrogen powered cars, I'll use them! Wankers.

I am so, so miserable, aren't I?

Moggy's Tip of the day:
"Palm trees will hurt innocent sloths."

Signing off,
Andrew.